similarity between

What is the similarity between Income Tax and Caller Tune...?
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for both the cases, We pay the money and others enjOy. . .

"PART OF LIFE"

Living in the favourable&unfavourable situation is called

"PART OF LIFE"

But smiling in all those situations is called
...
"ART OF LIFE":)

Facebook jokes

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook:
":(("
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes?Am therefor you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*
2nd Boy Commeted:
aawww My Baby, I Love you...
Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too..:S
3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat be.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebook pe..!! :@
*She Blocked him too..*. . .
4th Boy Commented:
Kya hua Dear ??
Kya Main AapkiKuch Help karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA..
Inbox mein Batati hun..!! :)
** This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her.. :P:D

Sweet lines

sweet lines wrote in hospital board:

"if you
still want to see beautiful girls & boys
evn after youR death...then..,
DONATE UR EYES!"

Gud mrng..

Funny joke

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.
Now in 2011 MukeshAmbani planning 2 buy IDBI bank. Dis
shows nothing is impossible.
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Now in 2012, SBI Bank rejected loan 4 me.
But in 2025,.
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I'm planning to Apply 4 loan again.
B'coz its Govt bank, v can't buy it.
Der is a limit 4 evrything.:P

Thoughts of life

3 nice thoughts-
"Kill the tension before tension kills YOU".
"Reach your goal before goal kicks YOU",
"Live LIFE before LIFE leaves YOU":-)

Friends

Ppl tel long stories whn u ask thm: Hw dey became Frndz?
but,
in our case:
I can say it in just 1 line!
"u found ME whn I was luking for u"

Thought for day

Thought for the day-
If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past..
If you lie, it becomes a part of your future..!:-)

Real boy

A Real Boy Knows How To Value A Relationship.

No Matter How Many Girls Come,
He Doesn't Care.

Bcoz For Him,
His Girl Is d Best.

Latest

Latest Philosophy:
"If you do regular study, it means u d0n't hav confidence in yourself.
Study at last moment & show ur confidence." :-P Lolzz

I L U free

I L U
send
This
SMS
To
10 Girls
&
Win
A Free
Trip
To
Ur
Nearest
POLICE STATION
In
LUXURY JEEP
Food,
Bed
&
Body massage
Full
Free

Google replied

A Guy Searching;
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching..

Awesome fact

Awesome fact-
Plz Dont cheat
Dont steal
Dont Lie
Dont go smug'gling
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Bcoz Govt. Hates COMPETITION....!!:P:D

Crazy fact

Crazy Fact:
Usually Boys Believe in What they See &
G!rls Believe in What they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and G!rls wear Make up..!! :P

Valentines day dress codes

FEB14 DRESS CODES:
*PINK- going to propose.
*ORANGE-already in love.
*BLUE-applications welcomed.
*BLACK-not interested in love.
*YELLOW-failiure
*GREEN-accepted.
*RED-already booked.
WHITE-double side
NOTE:
1.ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS MUST FOLLOW THIS DRESS CODES.
send 2 all <|:)<|:)

Funny girl

Boy: i'll give Chocolate say me your sister contact number,
LKG Girl: Uncle i'll give you Beer, give this Letter to your
brother..

A fact of human

A fact about human emotions:
"We never hate people we love the most
We only try to make them know how it feels when we are neglected "

Good night messages

h@pP¥   N!gHt 

<3

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Plz forward it "!!

Please forward to all people you care about!! This is a very serious warning to all my friends drinking and driving is extremely dangerous.

This happnd wid my friend. Saturday evng while driving, he stuck his arm out of the window to indicate he was turning right & sumone stole his beer..!!;)

+bObBy+

VALENTINES DAY sms and messages collection

A coin is easy to earn, but a LOVE is Hard to find.
The coin depreciates, but a LOVE appreciate.
I lost one coin for this msg, but I gained Priceless luv.

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Without Love   dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday  so be in Luv everyday

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When the breeze kisses the flowers,
When the earth gets the first showers,
When the birds chirp melodious songs,
When I feel lonely among the throngs,
I think of you hours after hours.

When the glistening stars whisper at night,
When the silvery moon throws upon us light,
When the emerald leaves murmur in serenity,
When the clouds float in the sky of divinity,
I think of you with passions bright.

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Your smile awakens my soul,
As the sun awakens the day.
A kiss and my life is yours,
It seems a fair price to pay.
Your touch arouses my senses,
As the moon arouses the night.
Hold me and win me forever,
In your arms all things are right.
Your heart endures all emotion,
As the sky endures all the stars.
Love me and we'll have eternity,
There is no greater love than ours.

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My love for you won't fade
My love for you won't go away
My love for you is always here
And nothings getting' in its way

I know my love for you will be tested
I know my love for you is challenged everyday
I know my love for you will never give up
Because my love for you is here to stay

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Commitment doesn't mean sticking to a person
when you don't have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options.

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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

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If you love somebody, let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were.

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aankhe aaj rona chahati hai,
yado me khona chahati hai,
kuch log itne hasin pal de jate hai jindagi me ki
palke bhi jhukne se pehle jina chahati hai..

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As I lay down on my bed, I cant help but to think of you,
If you ever ask me why, its because,I'm in love with you !
Darling
"Your Lips,
your Eyes,
your Soul are like a work of Art,
The most Creative thing of all is your Beautiful Heart"
I luv u my baby

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If you love somebody, let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were.

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The Difference Between

"Like",
"Love"
N
"In Love"

Are The Same Difference
Between

"For Now",
"For A While"
N
"Forever "

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Good morning messages

"F"l"o"w"e"r"f"u"l"
Morning
"C"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
Noon
"J"o"y"f"u"l"
Evening
"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
Night
Be Happy Its A
"F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c"
Day For you, -GOOD MORNING

Wife and husband jokes

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)

Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! after all he is your son!(robot slaps mom)

Attitude reloaded

Attitude Reloaded... ;-)

GIRL: I Hate U... :-L

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BOY: What A Co_Incidence :-D

Thought for day

Nice thought if U understand:

Money can buy the most expensive dog in the world,
But
Only Love can make him wag his tail....!! :)

Funny msg

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Save beer

If u ve free msgs pls read n fwd to others.. This mite save someone's life..

Beer+water=
Damages kidney

Rum+water=
Damages liver

Wisky+water=
Damages heart

Gin+water=
Damages brain

After seeing this dont u think there s some prob wit water.. So dont mix water..
Good morning..
Have a beerful day..
Oops.!! Sorry..
Have a cheerful day.

Joke of the decade

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidentally called the cricket stadium.

He asks, How's the situation?

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, It's fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck :p

I am not single

I m not sad to being single:-O
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I m thinking of her who is
single because of me :p
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Awwwwwwwah...
Bechaari :D

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precious Relationships

"Some Reasons Make Relationship Precious,
But
Only Precious Relationships
Are Made With no Reasons

Facts of heart

*In our body, "Heart" is the "muscle" that performs the largest quantity of physical work in the course of a lifetime, without pause.

No one is perfect

"No one in this world is pure and perfect.,

If u avoid the persons for their mistakes, then you will always be alone in this world"

Facebook funny messages

Soon Weddings will be like this!!

Priest: Do you agree to change your FACEBOOK status from *single* to *married*??

Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Priest: Congratz.. You are now husband and wife.. You may now POKE the bride.. And don't forget to TAG me in the wedding pics..

True lines

True lines for everyone's Life:

In school, We feel shy to sit with a girl.
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But
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In college - We die to sit with a girl.;):P

Friendship

How do friends help us in problems?
They give d most stupid suggestion that lands us into anothr problm & helps us 4get d previous problem!

Newtons funny law

Newton's 5 th law:

"Loose Motion never comes in Slow Motion"

(don't laugh  its true).

True words

True Words:

By Being Frank In Life,

I May Make A Lot Of Enemies.

But

Atleast I Am Sure dat I Wont Make Fake Friends!

Valentines day

BREAKING NEWS:

Valentine's Day Cancelled..

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Mathematical Proof:

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14-02-12 = 0 ;-) :-D

+bObBy+

www.atozpulse.tk

I love study

Yestrdy while i ws walking
1 girl came near & said,
I Love U.!
I was Confused and askd
Wats dat?Any Book's name?
I gv mor Imprtnce to Study na;-)

Romantic love

Very romantic & awesome lines by true lover:
"She has a lock on my heart & She is the only one with a
key!"
I miss u a lot..
Pls come back!

Most hurting lines

Most hurting lines by true love:
If U will leave me, I promise, U will come back once with ur
OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES!!

Funny msg

A little boy asked his father:
"Daddy, How much does it cost to get married..?"
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Father: I dont know son, I am still paying!;)
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True fact

A very true fact:
"When u start giving too much importance to someone in ur
life,
U tend to loose ur value in their life!"
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Govt joke

Govt says Educate a Girl & She'll Educate 4 ppl at home
But while she is Studying in a clg, 5 boys get failed.Den who
is responsible for those 5

Miss u sweet heart <3

I am enthralled by ur beauty,
Mesmerized by ur charisma &
Spellbound by ur love!
No wonder I'm always thinking about U!
Miss U Sweet Heart!

Cute

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:
"He stole my heart and I am planning to take a revenge.
I am going to steal his last name.."

Best message

Best lines I've ever read
"Love Every One..
So that Every One loves you...
But
Be committed to only one..
So that Every One respects you!!

Facts of health

*Best way to stay away from alcohol for good health is to take lemon juice and orange juice. Drink one glass of lemon or orange juice daily.

Smile

Keep A Smile On Your Face And Let
Your Personality Be Your Autograph... !!!
"Be Your Own Role Model...!!!" :)

Beautiful lines

Beautiful lines written outside an Eye Hospital

"If U Want To See Beautiful Girls Even After Ur Death,
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DONATE UR EYES.... " :P

Pain of tears

I am str0ng bec0z i kn0w my weaknesses
I am wise bec0z i kn0w i have been f0olish
I laugh bec0z i have kn0wn sadness
I am SMILING bec0z i know that what the  pain n tear is..

Kolaveri di student msg

Kolaveri Student Version:

Yo students i am singing song

exam song
...
fail song

why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

hand la books

books la notes

eyes-u full-u tear-u

empty brain-u

exam-u come-u

life reverse gear-u

maam-u maam-u

oh my maam-u

u taught me sum-u

cow-u cow-u holy cow-u

is dis in syllabus-u

god i m dying now-u

invigilator is happy how-u

dis song for students-u

we dont havechoice...

Devil wife

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Love happens

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting ..

Thought for day

Thought for d day-
With every act of LOVE & KINDNESS
you do today,
You weave one more THREAD in the blanket that will WARM YOU TOMORROW-!:-):-)

Good heart

A Good heart
&
A Good nature
r
2 different issues

A gud heart can win many relationships bt

A gud nature can sustain life long relationship

Valentines day sms

Valentine's Day Is Only Two Weeks Away..

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So Remember,
It's Not Too Late To Break-Up & Save Money.

Hey idiot

Universal Truth:
Have you ever noticed that when you shout-

"HEY IDIOT"!!
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About 10 people'll turn around..:-D:-p

Mistakes of god

Mistakes are not crime..
If you correct them, They are the Key to Success!

FOR EXAMPLE,
God created you,
He then created me:-p:-p
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Life is

Life is very similar to a Boxing game...

Defeat is Not Declared, When You Fall Down...

It is Declared, When You Refuse To Get Up.. :)
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Friend & love

My Lover & My Best Frnd Are in Sinking Boat
But,i can Save only One's Life.
Do U know Whom I Save?
I Save Only My Lover
&
Die with My "Friend".

<3  +bObBy+ <3

I love u

When U Keep Ur Hand Around Me
Huggin Me Tight
Itz Feel So Nice
I Luv It,
To be In Ur Armz Itz Just Priceless
Just Don't Leave Me
I LOve yu!! :

<3  +bObBy+ <3

Dear kids

Dear Kids,
There is no any Santa clause...
All your Christmas gifts are from your parents...
Regards,
Wikileaks

Smile

I am str0ng bec0z i kn0w my weaknesses
I am wise bec0z i kn0w i have been f0olish
I laugh bec0z i have kn0wn sadness
I am SMILING bec0z i know that what the pain n tear is..

9 confusions interesting

9 interesting confusions :s
1. Can u cry undr water?8-|
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s
3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:)
4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/
5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes
it?=))
6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?:x
7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p
8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?:>
9. "I Love You" is not a question thn why does it need an
answer?:O=)) ! !