Perfect Fact

Great Fact:
She needs a man with a good future..

He needs a woman with a good past.. ..

Email Female

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . ..   From email to email; And female to female.

Funny Message

A little bird was flying back home in winter. The bird froze and fell to the ground.
A cow came by and dropped some dung on it. Bird began to realize how warm it was & soon began to sing with joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out cleaned him and ate him.
Lessons to
Learn:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of it is your friend
And
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.

Being Single

ADVANTAGE of being single
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U can change ur imaginary lover whenever u
want to!!

Best wishes

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

PJ

A deadly PJ.

Wat do u cal a grup of farmers stuk at one place?.
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KISSAN JAM.!!
;( plz dnt throw ur mobiles.

Facebook

Deactivating ur facebook !s like
running away from home..
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U are just doing it for attention.. &
U will be back in an hour or two.. :D

To the beautiful couple in all the land,

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Best wishes to you both

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

The most important thing

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you 
Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U are words

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

if I met you on tomorrow

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

I"M Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That

I"M Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That
I Love You So Much
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Meaning of darling

D-Dear

A-Always

R-Remember

L-Love

I-Is

N-Not

G-Game. ;-)

U Knw?

You Shut Up

U Knw?
Shut Up Means:
S=surprises 4u
H=happiness 4u
U=unlimited love 4u
T=true passion 4u
U=u always in my mind
P=praying 4u
So again..

Shut Up .!

Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?

Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?
It Means?

Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE Says: No Darling.,
It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever

So Be The Bhai Of Every Girl

Do U Know What Bhai Stands For
BHAI

B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals

So Be The Bhai Of Every Girl

This is my LAST sms for you

This is my LAST sms for you
LAST means
L-Love you always
A-Always miss you
S-Save you in my heart
T-True friend always

Politics is the art of achieving the

Politics is the art of achieving the
Maximum amount of freedom for
Individuals that is consistent with the
Maintenance of social order.

SMS Doesn’t Only Mean,,

SMS Doesn’t Only Mean,,

Short Messaging Service…

But It Also Means..

Some Moments Shared..

With Loved Ones Like You !

Finals Mean

F.I.N.A.L.S.

F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit

Good morning Means..

G: God

O: Offers Us His

O: Outstanding

D: Devotion 2

M: Make Us

O: Obedient &

R: Ready 4 A

N: Newday 2

I: Initiate

N: New Aim 4 D

G: Glory Of God !

MEANING OF M O T H E R:

MEANING OF M O T H E R:

M: "M Y M O M"

O: "O B L I G E"

T: "T E R R I F I C"

H: "H O N E S T"

E: "E X C E L L E N T"

R: "R E S P O N S I B L E"

To My Valentine

To My Valentine
T-o my Valentine, with all my love,
O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise,

M-ay my love for you sufficient prove,
Y-earning to redeem your caustic days.

V-ortices within may drag you down.
A-nchor, then, in my serenity.
L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown,
E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee.
N-or should you deem your own love not enough
T-o be the chapel to which I retreat
I-n search of a pavilion for my pain.
N-o love is love unless it be a seat
E-nchanted, where a stone might weep again

ItS My Last Msg To U.

ItS My Last Msg To U.
LAST Bole Tu..
L= Love U Alwz
A= All Time Miss U
S= Save U In My Heart,
T= True Friend In My Life.
So Don'T Wory N B Happy! ;->

Friend is one, who

Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath…

Mother Stands For word

Mother Stands For word

M – For the MILLION things she gave me,
O – For she’s growing OLD,
T – For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H – For her HEART of purest gold,
E – For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R – For she is always RIGHT and always be.

You are a DONKEY

You are a DONKEY

D?4 decent
O?4 outclass
N?4 nice
K?4 kind
E?4 excelent
Y?4 young

S . M . S Doesn't Mean

S . M . S Doesn't Mean
"Short Messaging Servie".

It Only Means
"Sweet . Memories . Shared"

Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

Spread it to all sweet friends..

“SWINE FLU”

S:Sweet

W:Wine

IN:IN The

E:Evening with

F:Friend

L:Like

U-You

Hai na Acchi Beemari

So Enjoy “Swine Flu”.

Spread it to all sweet friends..

T-Teachers R like candles,

T-Teachers R like candles,
E-Every inch they consum,
A-Are stars 4 students,
C-Cheerful and kind,
H-Helpful and fine,
E-Extra-ordinarily,
R-Ready to,
S-Shine,

These are Some Of The Romantic Countries In the World

These are Some Of The Romantic Countries In the World

HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

ITALY
I Trust And Love You

LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful; You Also

Live With The 3 E'S..

Live With The 3 E'S..

| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |

And

The 3 F?S . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~ 

School:
A Place Where
Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D

Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-)

Marriage:
Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-)

Smile:
A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-)

Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills. ;-)

Full form of FRIENSHIP:-

Full form of FRIENSHIP:-

F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

FRIEND means

FRIEND means

f=free frm all formalities
r=right to say any thing
i=in anyway
e=either good or bad
n=no sorry no thnx
d=daantna peetna allowed 24 hours ;-)

Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Want To Know What Is It?

Read Again
|F|Few.
|R|Relations.
|I|In.
|E|Earth.
|N|Never.
|D|Die.

H-Happiness of life.

H-Happiness of life.
O-Ocean of color
L-Language of love
I-Integration with one another.
Wishing u and ur family
"Happy colorful n safe HOLI"

"HUG" MaKeS UR DAy BrIgHtEr

H- ApPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- NIvErSaLlY WArM & FUzZy

G- REaT 2 GIvE & 2 REcEiVe

S- URe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S DAy

I HOpE THiS
"HUG"
MaKeS UR DAy BrIgHtEr

T-here’s richness in a love for life

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

MISSED CALL Means -

MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.
B - Beers.
B - Babes.
B - Bunks. And The Most Important.
B - Backlogs.

SORRY.

SORRY.

Don’t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.

Have A wonderful day.

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

Father Means

Father Means

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?S There
H= He?S My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He ISThe Best!!!

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said:
Fornication
Under
Consent Of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. For Short.
Now U Know Where That Word Came From..?

Smile - It makes a world of difference .

Smile - It makes a world of difference .

Dance - Who knows when you won't be able to .

Cry - Holding those emotions in is bad for you .

Hug - Helps you and helps another .

Laugh - What's the point in hiding happiness ?

Live - Because life is everything .

Storming msg:

Storming msg:
When You lift the phone You say HELLO..
Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO?

It is the name of a girl..!
Yes!!

And Do u knw who is dat girl?
Margaret hello..

She is girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone.
One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend!
Thats LOVE.

Superb Definitions...!

Superb Definitions...!

School- A Place Where Papa Pays 'n Son plays.

Life Insurance- A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.

Nurse- A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.

Father- A Banker Provided By Nature.

Experience- The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.

Atom Bomb- An Invention To End All Inventions.

Smile- A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Compromise- The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.

Tears- The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power..!!

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:
CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM : Ambition In Mind.
DATE : Day And Time Evolution.
EAT : Energy And Taste.
TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).
SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.
BYE : Beside You Every-time..:):):)

Love is Docomo, do the New.

Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

When you feel that

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !

May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming New Year.. !

A Real Relationship,

A Real Relationship,
Has Fights.
Has Trust.
Has Faith.
Has Tears.
Has Hurt.
Has Sweet Smiles.
Has Genuine Laughter.
Has Snorts Because of the Laughter.
Has Weird, Stupid, Unnecessary Arguments.
Has Patience.
Has Communication.
Its where the man
'n women wouldnt even think of looking at someone else,
Never keep anything from eachother..
Love them More 'n More every day,
Get jealous 'n Through every argument still love eachother.. ! :)

Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!

MOST PAINFUL MOMENT

Most PainfuL Moment In Life:
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WheN YoU Go To ThE Stage Of YouR Lover'S Marriage

&

The PhotographeR AskS yoU,
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SMILE PLEASE..:-)

Costly mistake sms

Breaking News:
20 Million sales of Idea connection increased on a spelling mistake..!!
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The Mistake Was:
"An Idea Can Change your WIFE."

Facts Of School:

Math problems, "The only place where someone can buy 80 watermelons and no one wonders why.' :-P

Never Laugh

NeVeR LaUgH At uR galfrnd's cHoIcEs ,
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Coz
yOu aRe oNe oF ThEm... :P

Bachelors song

A song for all married people:

Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again..:-P

Funny message

Grandpa: "Go hide, your teacher is coming, because you skipped school today!"

Me: "No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"

Awesome Reply

Rebel Kid Comes late into class

Teacher: "Why are you late?"
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Kid: "Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?"
:-P

Just a sentence

"I need to talk to you." That one sentence has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life.