Thought for the day

"Life is like twitter..
You cannot control what people say and do..
You can just follow or unfollow them..!"

Idea for Life

"An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea..!"

This is Friendship

Frndship Is Not Histroy To Forget
Not Maths To Calculate
Not Language To Translate
It's Only The Chemistry That React Between Hearts..!!

True friendship lines

Excellent line of true friendship-
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"When my dear friend apologise with sorry to me, I found that the mistake was mine-!!":)

This is Life

When You're Hurt & Complain A Lot,
Everyone Thinks You're Overreacting.
But When You Insist You're Fine,
People Are Worried You're Lying.

Funny messages

Old age is when ur
Wife says
' Let's go upstairs & do something'
&
U say,
'Decide any one thing, I CANNOT DO BOTH..'

Truth of Love

If You Love Someone,
Give Them The Option To
Leave..
But
Never Give Them A Reason To Leave:-)

Punch message

Woman buys new Simcard
2 surprise husbnd,
She goes 2 d Kitchen&cals her hus.
HI DRLNG
Hus says:
i vl call U latr dear.
My wife is in kitchen.

Funny truth

A husbands version:

My wife is like "terms and conditions" of a Website,

I never understand what she says but I always accept...:-)

What is life

Life is all about winning and loosing people . The more you win the more you will loose . So play safe .

Funny punishment

A Judge Charged Rs.5400 fine
2 a man,When asked why 5400?
judge replied 5000 for d rape
and 8% Entertainment Tax..!

Exam joke

Newton's 5th law (Exam Law):

"Performance of Boys in the Exam Decreases when the Number of Girls in the Exam Hall Increases...!!"

What is love ?

Love Is Such A Marvelous Word:

If A Boy Understands, Girl Doesn't &
If Girl Understands, Boy Doesn't &
If Both Understand, The World Doesn't

Funny kid

Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den aftr i was born how did u knw its me?

Such kids bcum extrnal examinrs 4 viva!

Beautiful quote

Beautiful Quote..

There Iz
Nothing Greater Dan Parents In

Dis World.

So Go Get Married Fast &

Bcom Parents.

Think Different

Do Different.

Feelings message

Some People Says That They Understand My Feelings

But

d Fact Is That d Dont Even Know What Do d Term "Feelings" Means.

Nice lines

Response Is One Of d Most Powerful Weapon Occupy A Place In Someones HEART.

So

Always Give d Best Response To d Person Who Cares For U..!

Funny truth

Whoever Said Patience Is A Virtue..!!
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Never Experienced A Slow Internet..!!

Sad message

Sometimes,
Tears Are Sign Of Unspoken Happiness And Smile Is Sign Of Silenced Pain.

Thoughtful message

When You Work,
Don't EXpect Your Talent To Be Discovered.
Work Hard Because It Makes You Happy.

Funny facebook fact

"SIT, LOG OUT FACEBOOK and DO WORK/STUDY" - This stunt is performed by experts under controlled conditions. Don't try this at home or anywhere . ;)

Funny message

A very Honest proposal by a Guy:

"Baby I Love you.
I Love you more than I Love Beer..
And Trust me
I truly Love Beer.." :D :P

Miss you so much

It's Easy To Say "I Love You"

But

It's More Meaningful To Thank Someone For Loving You.
Thanks for loving me...
But i miss u so much..

Love

"A loved one is not d person who understands your happiness...
But,,
is d person who can guess ur sadness before ur eyes feel...."!!:-)

Memories love

One Of The Reasons Why People Hold On To Memories So Tight, Is Because Memories Are The Only Thing That Never Change When Everyone Changes..

Friendship

Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-

'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...


Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahaha