FUNNY google

Google Earth Gives Us d Opportunity To Go & See Every Part Of d World,

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What Do We Do?

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We End Up Looking At Our Own House! :P

Best message

One Of d Best Msg In My Inbox-

Loneliness Teaches Me Everything In This World,

Except,

How To Forget d Person Who Made Me Lonely.

LOVE messages

V Can Always Lose SumThing For SumOne,

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V Should Not Lose SumOne For SumThing,

Bcoz

Life Can Return dat SumThing But Not dat SumOne.

i love u

I Loved Yew A lot;;

&& i know u did Too;;

But The Difference is that its Easy to Leave For Yew

&& Hard for me to Stop Feeling For yew..

Best feeling

"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you are perfectly happy without the thing once you thought you needed the most"

Proposing style

New Style Of Break- Up !!

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf 

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O

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Boy Said "Its Over"!:p

Painful message

I always thought that luv can melt d pain away no matter how painful it is

But I never thought that pain can also melt luv away no mater how great it is

Painful sms

"My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh , But My Laugh Must Never Never Be The Reason For Anybody's Pain" !!

Great sayings

Time, Health, Friends and Relations,
Do not come with a price tag,
But when we lost them, We Realize the cost.
So, Treat them carefully.

Believe

"Belive in what u know about me and not what u heard about me;-)

Dont worry

If somebody rejects you, dont worry.
Just live your life in such a way that they must say in future
"Oh I made a mistake by rejecting that person."

Some day u cry

Some day you'll cry for me like I cried for you,
Some day you'll miss me like I missed you,
Some day you'll need me like I needed you,
Some day you'll love me but I won't love you.

Cute Kid

Cutest Ducks

SMS Jokes

If ur Teacher Puts 2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21 0n d Board & Tells u 2 Solve d Problem, Get Up n Erase d Board Problem Solved! (Bt at ur own risk) :P

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Rajinikanth jokes

When Rajni Was in College He Had Selected 3 Subjects, : : & Today That Subject's Are Called As.. : : : "ARTS,COMMERCE & SCIENCE!;-)

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Laugh

During normal days we feel like I'm Rancho of 3 idiots..B-(
But 
During xams we feel like Ishaan Avasthi of Taare zameen par..:-(



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Funny SMS

Air & Students have d same Mentality:)
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Both are Turning d Book's Pages without Reading.


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Funny Jokes

A Little Boy asked his Father "Daddy, How much does it cost 2 get married"
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Father Replied "I Dont Know Son, I'm Still Paying" haha..lolz..

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Rajinikanth jokes

Once a TATA Company's 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Met With An Accident Against RAJINIKANTH : : Since then.. its called as TATA NANO.

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Missing Messages

"Sometimes missing gives sweeter feelings than remembering.

B'coz we can remember many, But we miss only special ones..!!"

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True Lines

A truth is written below
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A lie was written above.. 

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Thought for the day

Pearl Of The Day:
When You Talk.
You Repeat What You Already Know.
But When You Listen You Often Learn Something. :-> :-O ;-(


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Lovely Love

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Very cute

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Cute photo

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Happines can be found

Happines Can't Be Found When U Seek It For Urself.

But

When U Give To Others,

It'll Find Its Way Back To U.

Thats d Mystery Of Hapiness.

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Sweet message

It is Very Sweet,

When Someone Knows Every Single
Detail About U..

Not Bcoz U Told Them,

But

Bcoz They Paid Attention To U..!!

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Practical Thought

Practical Thought:

I Always Keep Little Bit Ego In My Pockets,

So Dat I Can Use It Wen My Self-Respect & Sentiments R Being Tested By People.

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Universal Truth

Universal Truth:

Have U Ever Noticed That When U Shout

''HEY IDIOT....!!''

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About 10 People Turn Around..... ;( :D

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Have a great day

Energy Flows Where Our Intention Goes..

Instead Of

"Having A Great Day"

Let's

"Create A Good Day".

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Hateful Lines

"Always Ignore Hateful Attitude & Rude Behavior Of d People.

They R Powerless Without Ur Response".


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Best friend

If Someone Ask Me Who is Ur Best Friend??

I Will Simply Say...

"Someone Who'll Never Avoid Me..

Just Because of Someone Else".


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Best Reason

Best Reason For Our Failures:
We Are Expecting Oranges From A Mango Tree
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Better We Change Either Our Expectation Or Tree.! ;-( ;-(

EGO

Ego Are Just Like Dust In The Eyes...,
Without Clearing The Dust, We Cannot See Anything Clearly. ;-( ;-( :-O

For SUCCESS

Simple Funda Of Success:
"PRACTICE"
As If You Are The Worst
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"PERFORM"
As If You Are The Best..! :-D :-P :-(

Sad messages

Sad But Nice Saying:
I'd Rather Have An Enemies Who Admits They Hate Me, 
Instead Of Friends Who Secretly Put Me Down. :

Best Lines

If U Don't Hear It With Ur Own Ears Or See It With Ur Own Eyes.

Don't Invent It With Ur Small Mind & Share It With Ur Big Mouth.

our DREAM

We Can Only Dream Of Faces We've Seen In d Past,

Whether We Actively Remember Them Or Not.

The Brain Cannot Invent These.

Lines to remember

Lines To Remember:
You'll Never Reach Your Destination If You Stop
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Throw Stones At Every DOG That Barks. 

Lines to remember

Lines To Remember:
Although The Tongue Weights Very Little.
But Very Few People Are Able To Hold It..! 

Very cute kid

Funny truth

Whoever Said Patience Is A Virtue..!!
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Never Experienced A Slow Internet..!!

Feelings msg

Your Feelings Have No Market In This World,
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So Never Advertise Them. ;-( ;-( :-O

Success

Success Will Never Lower Down Its Standard To Accomodate Us.
We Have To Raise Our Standard To Achieve It. :-( ;-( :->

Try it

Are You Fluent In English??
Read It Fast.
Upper Roller Lower Roller Roller Lower Roller Upper. :-D ;-( :-P

Fact of Life

ultimate Fact Of The Day:
If GOOGLE Can't Find The Answer,
Then It's Not A Question. :-D :-P ;-(

What happens

What Wood Happen If You Had A Wooden Car, With Wooden Seats, Wooden Tyres & A Wooden Engine??
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It Wooden't Start!! :-D ;-( :-P ;-(

Cute Baby

Awesome Moment

That Awesome Moment When A Small Kid Is In Your Hands & Refuses To Go When Someone Else Calls Him. :-D ;-( :-P

Punch Lines

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry To Hear About The Global Warming.
Enjoy The Karma,
Sincerely,
The Titanic. :-D ;-(

Life is a lesson

Life Without Problems Is Like,
"School Without Classes".
You Don't Learn Your Lesson. :-> ;-(

Funny sms

Why Do We Drink Water?
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Bcoz We Can't Eat Water!!
No Claps Plz..!
I Know I'm Genius From Childhood. :-P :-D ;-(

Doctors joke

Doctors hand writing: "?? ?? ??."
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How I see it:
"?????."
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How the pharmacist see's it:
"Aspirin." :-D ;-( :-P

Funny Jokes

Warning.!
doctor adviced plz
don't drink water after eating fish

b'coz

fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomuch... ;)